Tenkiu, dear my Jolin!

  

Al cabo de una afanosa búsqueda que me llevó a los confines del planeta encontré a un ser humano que me devolvió la confianza en mis English skills. Se trata de una locuaz habitante de Hong-Kong, empleada de una empresa exportadora, que envió este mail una vez sintió el clic en uno de los artículos que su empresa vende en Ebay, a un costo de US$ 1,50. Transcribo la versión abreviada.

 

Dear my friend,

Thanks for your purshasing item. I appreciate for your kindness. I am a fresher in eBay, and hoping you have a good shopping for item.  I posted item by Intenational General postal mail.so there is no tracking  No.Generally speaking, it needs 15-25 days.( it needs 6-8 weeks for France,Italy, Brazil, Southafrica, Ect) sometime it due to custom or postal service worker in your country.and I can not insure it will be arrive in your hand in time.if you don't receive it after days,please tell me,and i will post it to you again.When you receive your merchandise please take a moment to let me know and to leave feedback. 

If you should encounter a problem PLEASE contact me. Jolin is committed to client satisfaction and we realize that a happy client is a return client. 

Also, if you feel that you need to leave me less than 5 stars on my detailed seller ratings (…)

Once your item arrives in satisfactory condition, please leave feedback for me.

Thank you again! Jolin / zlfashionshop